Общежитие программистов :)

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evan рассказывает:

There are five of us, all Googlers, in this two-bedroom (one bathroom) house for a few weeks until we move into our new house of awesomeness.
Matt and I are in the living room, Jeff's in the shower.  We overhear this exchange:

Knock, knock (on the bathroom door).
(Tessa's voice:) I need to pee really bad!
(Jeff's voice:) What?
(Tessa's voice:) I need to pee really bad!
Ten seconds pass...
Jeff: What?
Tessa, more urgently: C'mon, I need to pee really bad!
Jeff: Ok, do it.
Tessa: No!  Get out of the shower!
Sound of shower turning back on.
Tessa: Jeff!  You're such a dick!